10 One liners about India that are completely true

1. If u want to know how divided we r, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper
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2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday
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3. Marriages(rest of the world): x+y
Marriages(in India):∫xdx + ∫ydy
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4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile
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5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something u r in India
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6. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'
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7. In India, u don't cast ur vote, u vote ur caste
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8. An incredible country where actors r playing cricket, cricketers r playing politics, politicians r watching porn and porn stars r becoming actors
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9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it
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10. And the ultimate one:
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Where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets u arrested, while raping does not!!