PROFESSIONAL ROBBERY......Must Read This Is Awsome

A Professional Analysis During a recent robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."
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Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept”.
Changing the conventional way of thinking.
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When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to do!
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When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count.
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Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience”.
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Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
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After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $ 70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
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This is called "Swim with the tide” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
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The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Changing priority”
Personal Happiness is more important than your job”.
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The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.
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The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
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This is called "Knowledge
is worth as much as gold!"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.